Buzzing about Buzz and Pluto

Google launched Buzz. The rest is (or will be in time) history. Being a "die hard" fan of Google products, I am already loving it (though I do not have it). The idea behind Buzz is to overtake every other social networking site (including Twitter and Facebook) and in the end, to ensure that when Skynet is launched, Google is the platform and the intelligence behind it. But forgetting the (rather lame) joke for the time being, I feel like I am in cloud nine just by hearing about it. Google products are my life (almost all of it and almost all of them). Ispend most of my time online, on PC or on cell and currently I am using:

1. Adsense
2. Alerts
3. App Engine
4. Blogger
5. Book Search (My Library)
6. Calender
7. Docs
8. Gmail
9. Friend Connect
10. Translator Toolkit
11. iGoogle
12. News
13. Notebook
14. Orkut
15. Picasa (online and offline)
16. Reader
17. Sites
18. Subscribed Links
19. Talk 
20. Video
21. Wave
22. Web History
23. YouTube
24. Groups

And out of these, the only service I never liked was Orkut: The Google way of Socializing. But now, with the advent of Buzz, my wishes about adopting (and opting) the Google way of socializing have rejuvenated. I just hope that it is explosively better than Orkut.
Right now, I am sitting in front of my PC, refreshing my gmail page every few seconds with hope that I get it now. (Any Google official reading this post, please help!)

But things are not so thrilling (and hopeful) in the outer solar system, where Pluto has gone red (or scarlet, if anyone gets this joke :).

Scientists are saying that this might be due to the hydrogen atoms being pulled off from the planet's surface by the methane breakdown by the UV rays. And what makes it so mysterious is that during the last two years, Pluto's position w.r.t. sun has not changed enough so that we blame the latter for the former's symptoms. So, in my humble opinion it's just that Pluto might have received the news of (not so) recent cosmic-stereotyping now. And what will you do if your professor labels you a dumbass? Obviously you can't smack him in head (or may be YOU can?!), so you just stand there, all shameful and scarlet :)
But seriously, people...you should revert the decision of labeling Pluto a dwarf-planet before whole sky turns copper-red and blasts (as it is told about Doomsday).

With hopes of getting Buzz soon
and fears of Pluto walking-out of Solar System
and nightmares of Skynet NOT taking over the world,
Onomarith hits PUBLISH POST!